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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 16:17

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

Can you tell me something about yourself?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…